- mom: what was that?
- me: my shirt fell
- mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
- me: i was in it
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
Science has gone too far
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET ME DO THINGS
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS
If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!
I’m currently a Treecko.
FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.
RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.
….I’m a Shellos.
I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.
True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.
You don’t understand how perfect this is.
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE
Actually, Ancient Egyptians were multiracial The notion that the majority of Ancient Egyptians were black is widely dismissed by historians. You know why? Because Ancient Egypt was a cultural melting pot, made up of all sorts of races north and south of the Sahara. So there were black people in ancient egypt. You can bet there were Black Pharaohs as well, King Tut most likely being the most famous example. There were also a hell of a lot of arabs there too, who were most likely the majority. There were even people of asian descent as well. Some even argue that certain pharoahs must have been of asian descent. There was a very strong European influence in the region, Egypt being a very big trade center. In fact, the last dynasty to rule Egypt was the Ptolemaic dynasty, who’s last Pharoah was Cleopatra. They were a very powerful Greek family who ruled Egypt for almost 300 years. So yes, there were in fact bronzed white people ruling Egypt for a time. It’s not as simple as “oh we found one mummy of black descent, therefore they all must have been black.” Egypt was home to many people of many races, and had Pharoahs of all different ethnic backgrounds. Deal with it.
If you’re not ready to accept that your child has their own thoughts and feelings making them their own person, you should not be raising children. You can’t force your child to follow a career path THEY don’t want. you shouldn’t FORCE RELIGION down their throat. You shoulddn’t stop loving them if they’re not heterosexual. you should be prepared to support and love your child no matter what.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU